Sex toys have more staying power than poets

In kind of a funk.  

So I ordered a  
blue  
eight inch  
vibrating dildo  
with six speeds  
and a butterfly  
attachment.  
for the clit.  
 
I’m naming it  
‘Rebound.’  
It does the same  
damn thing  
you did.  
 
Better actually.  
No messy  
‘hey just used  
you because  
you were once  
cool and then  
mocked you
 on the phone  
with my girlfriend  
every day’  
 
shit.  
 
Amazon Prime  
estimates  
it’ll be here  
around seven.  
 
I should be  
over all this  
by eight.  
 
Wait… I think  
it’s going to be  
a Jason Momoa  
kind of night.  
 
Let’s call it nine.  
No sense in taking  
chances.