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I'm no damn Vampire, No damn Priest, Just Pragmatic and Horny
My muse thinks I've lost it
She isn't saying but i can read her
This vampire crap is just angry mosquitoes
Check out my ankles and hands, bring sunglasses
Forget religion and anything spiritual
Closest I come to spiritual is Old Forester 115 Proof
Translation: work with what you got, stop all the emoji bull
Sure one or two are funny, you know me, stop right there
Ok
Horny part, none of your damn business
I've done something none of you candy ass mofos could ever fathom
Still, it leaves me high and dry, bring me the crop ....
Thank the lord for The Talking Heads
Stop Making Sense
She isn't saying but i can read her
This vampire crap is just angry mosquitoes
Check out my ankles and hands, bring sunglasses
Forget religion and anything spiritual
Closest I come to spiritual is Old Forester 115 Proof
Translation: work with what you got, stop all the emoji bull
Sure one or two are funny, you know me, stop right there
Ok
Horny part, none of your damn business
I've done something none of you candy ass mofos could ever fathom
Still, it leaves me high and dry, bring me the crop ....
Thank the lord for The Talking Heads
Stop Making Sense
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Re. I'm no damn Vampire, No damn Priest, Just Pragmatic and Horny
2nd Jul 2022 7:50pm
Nah, it's never enough, until it's too much.
Do you really care what we think, anyway?
🤮🤡🤖😷
Great vent, cowboy.
🤠
😉k
Do you really care what we think, anyway?
🤮🤡🤖😷
Great vent, cowboy.
🤠
😉k
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Re: Re. I'm no damn Vampire, No damn Priest, Just Pragmatic and Horny
2nd Jul 2022 9:45pm
Re. I'm no damn Vampire, No damn Priest, Just Pragmatic and Horny
Anonymous
2nd Jul 2022 8:16pm
Point well made! This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no foolin' around. (I almost got to see Byrne and Talking heads at CBGB's in the late '70s.) [place juvenile emoji here). Liked!
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Re: Re. I'm no damn Vampire, No damn Priest, Just Pragmatic and Horny
2nd Jul 2022 9:49pm
BIG LIKE the attempt to see the Heads at CBGB's
I saw them at Forest Hills sometime in the 80s
They played Burning Down the House TWICE
Fucking transcendent show !!
Thx Ted
We might have bumped into each other along the way,who knows ?
I saw them at Forest Hills sometime in the 80s
They played Burning Down the House TWICE
Fucking transcendent show !!
Thx Ted
We might have bumped into each other along the way,who knows ?
Re. I'm no damn Vampire, No damn Priest, Just Pragmatic and Horny
3rd Jul 2022 00:46am
You show you what type a man you are. Let the animal spirit and give her orgasmic bliss over and over again.
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Re. I'm no damn Vampire, No damn Priest, Just Pragmatic and Horny
3rd Jul 2022 3:48am
HI PS:)
Hahahah!!
Vampires as angry mosquitos - that is brilliant!!!
That makes perfect sense.
Something tells me you are going to be just fine amigo:)
Hahahah!!
Vampires as angry mosquitos - that is brilliant!!!
That makes perfect sense.
Something tells me you are going to be just fine amigo:)
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Re: Re. I'm no damn Vampire, No damn Priest, Just Pragmatic and Horny
3rd Jul 2022 3:52am
Yo A
When I saw you were on I said to myself, this is your kind of snarky poem. Damn mosquitoes love me. Only thing that repels them is Avon Skin so Soft. My wife says I smell like a dime store whore.
Hey, I got no problem with that.
Glad you like
BIG THANK YOU A
When I saw you were on I said to myself, this is your kind of snarky poem. Damn mosquitoes love me. Only thing that repels them is Avon Skin so Soft. My wife says I smell like a dime store whore.
Hey, I got no problem with that.
Glad you like
BIG THANK YOU A
Re: Re. I'm no damn Vampire, No damn Priest, Just Pragmatic and Horny
3rd Jul 2022 3:55am
I have Avon skin so soft body wash and lotion!!!
Too funny. I snag them from my moms house cause she buys
in bulk. hahahah
Too funny. I snag them from my moms house cause she buys
in bulk. hahahah
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Re: Re. I'm no damn Vampire, No damn Priest, Just Pragmatic and Horny
3rd Jul 2022 3:57am
I love buying I bulk
I buy stuff and then I forget I already have some
How many swiffers and AAA batteries do you need?
Feels like Costco East here...
I buy stuff and then I forget I already have some
How many swiffers and AAA batteries do you need?
Feels like Costco East here...
Re. I'm no damn Vampire, No damn Priest, Just Pragmatic and Horny
3rd Jul 2022 6:52am
Dear PS,
So what you’re saying is you love emoji’s and small talk. 😂🤣🤪🤟🏻🤠🫶🏻
At least your muse is just giving you the silent treatment. Mine packed up and left town. B*tch!
😏
Long live the poetic rant. You’re rockin’ it.
Big Dig Sir!!
H🌷
So what you’re saying is you love emoji’s and small talk. 😂🤣🤪🤟🏻🤠🫶🏻
At least your muse is just giving you the silent treatment. Mine packed up and left town. B*tch!
😏
Long live the poetic rant. You’re rockin’ it.
Big Dig Sir!!
H🌷
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Re: Re. I'm no damn Vampire, No damn Priest, Just Pragmatic and Horny
Dear H,
I was not feeling any pain when I launched this stream of lack of filter ..
The Old Forester 115 proof was settling in nicely.
Sorry to hear your Muse bolted. I have high respect for mine. She let's me know when it's good and I'm on the right track and also when it sucks and I just get the silent treatment. Then it's back to the drawing table. A lot to be said for muses and mentors. Hope you get another.
I'm up too early again and the humidity is off the charts, nonetheless... Onward
Thanks H
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I was not feeling any pain when I launched this stream of lack of filter ..
The Old Forester 115 proof was settling in nicely.
Sorry to hear your Muse bolted. I have high respect for mine. She let's me know when it's good and I'm on the right track and also when it sucks and I just get the silent treatment. Then it's back to the drawing table. A lot to be said for muses and mentors. Hope you get another.
I'm up too early again and the humidity is off the charts, nonetheless... Onward
Thanks H
🤠
Re. I'm no damn Vampire, No damn Priest, Just Pragmatic and Horny
3rd Jul 2022 2:17pm
I am a vampire, but you knew that.
I want your blood and the alcohol too.
Those angry mosquitoes will get under your skin.
Get into your bones... I always need sunglasses.
Old school emoji exemption.. ;) :p
Horny is a religion and spiritual, at least to me.
I worship there all the time. It's so distracting.
Now what is this thing you did? Inquiring minds want to know.
'Stop making sense' Was I? :p
I want your blood and the alcohol too.
Those angry mosquitoes will get under your skin.
Get into your bones... I always need sunglasses.
Old school emoji exemption.. ;) :p
Horny is a religion and spiritual, at least to me.
I worship there all the time. It's so distracting.
Now what is this thing you did? Inquiring minds want to know.
'Stop making sense' Was I? :p
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Re: Re. I'm no damn Vampire, No damn Priest, Just Pragmatic and Horny
3rd Jul 2022 2:35pm
Yes KristinaX my luxurious vampire.
I allow little bites here and there, my blood is like Wild Turkey 101 ..
You can put me in your coffee for an extra thrill.
What I did would be unfathomable to you at your dedicate age, I still can't believe I did it and survived. That's PM territory.
Love your comment and RL. I like them these days !
I allow little bites here and there, my blood is like Wild Turkey 101 ..
You can put me in your coffee for an extra thrill.
What I did would be unfathomable to you at your dedicate age, I still can't believe I did it and survived. That's PM territory.
Love your comment and RL. I like them these days !
Re. I'm no damn Vampire, No damn Priest, Just Pragmatic and Horny
3rd Jul 2022 3:49pm
This is perfect for my morning here. My headache, my backache. I'm not so young anymore, but for a while I am! Lol.
You do "angsty" well, sir. Funny how we can get ultra motivated by certain things.
Awesome stew you've stirred!
You do "angsty" well, sir. Funny how we can get ultra motivated by certain things.
Awesome stew you've stirred!
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Re: Re. I'm no damn Vampire, No damn Priest, Just Pragmatic and Horny
3rd Jul 2022 3:59pm
I'm probably much older than you Styx but age at this point is defined by aches and pains and how horny we still are. Been lifting light weights since April 2020 combined with other exercises and my sex drive feels like it did many moons ago. I'm grateful. Or maybe it's the bourbon I started drinking again. Pretty lit up when I wrote this.
Appreciate your visits tremendously Styx
Thanks
Appreciate your visits tremendously Styx
Thanks
Re. I'm no damn Vampire, No damn Priest, Just Pragmatic and Horny
3rd Jul 2022 7:03pm
I enjoyed this wild venting, felt quite like crazy rap, horny is fun. Kudos!
Plz also read and comment my newest poem too.
Plz also read and comment my newest poem too.
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3rd Jul 2022 7:05pm
Re. I'm no damn Vampire, No damn Priest, Just Pragmatic and Horny
4th Jul 2022 11:13pm
A few things I could say about this. I recall my brother who would always claim he was born in Texas, like mom and dad. (he was born in New Jersey) Then he visited Texas. After those mosquitoes he never claimed Texas again.
“Naive Melody” is one of my favorite tunes of all time. Love playing that bass line, even if it is a synthesizer.
Much you write here resonates with my own experiences.
“Naive Melody” is one of my favorite tunes of all time. Love playing that bass line, even if it is a synthesizer.
Much you write here resonates with my own experiences.
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Re: Re. I'm no damn Vampire, No damn Priest, Just Pragmatic and Horny
4th Jul 2022 11:19pm
I’m honored by your comment Jazz.
The Heads had a lot to say in their own cryptic and melodic way. I love that song too. Great intro before the vocal.
I feel like a reporter from the edge sometimes on DUP. I’m glad we are commenting on each other.
Perspective !!
BIG THANKS J
The Heads had a lot to say in their own cryptic and melodic way. I love that song too. Great intro before the vocal.
I feel like a reporter from the edge sometimes on DUP. I’m glad we are commenting on each other.
Perspective !!
BIG THANKS J
Re. I'm no damn Vampire, No damn Priest, Just Pragmatic and Horny
31st Jul 2022 5:38am
115 proof sounds fire, and may be smooth.
Love me some Talking Heads (used to have a crush Tina).
Very pragmatic. BIG LIKE.
Love me some Talking Heads (used to have a crush Tina).
Very pragmatic. BIG LIKE.
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Re: Re. I'm no damn Vampire, No damn Priest, Just Pragmatic and Horny
31st Jul 2022 9:31am
Yeah, Tina was ultimate cool and sexy needy too
Jerry Harrison is a great guitar player who flew under the radar.
A phenomenal band. Saw them once at the height of their popularity, a concert I'll never forget ....
Stay away from the Old Forester, that's 115 proof devil juice ,.
Thx W
Jerry Harrison is a great guitar player who flew under the radar.
A phenomenal band. Saw them once at the height of their popularity, a concert I'll never forget ....
Stay away from the Old Forester, that's 115 proof devil juice ,.
Thx W