Net Co2 Emissions
With humans spewing CO2
And whole continents aflame
What in the world will we do
When entropy comes after you?
We can't keep doing things the same
We must be mindful what we spew
When concocting our next brew
By way of some pernicious flame
Resolving more hellacious goo
Or plasticine production sprue
Whose by-products are such a shame
With their double helix switcheroo
Knocking humanity's health askew
And only by some legal claim
Might those of us hope to renew
Depleted family revenue
Whereby the rich forever exclaim
Is all the fault of me and you...
Because our rent is overdue!