Party of the Apes!
Pity the pitiful Trumpanzee
And all of the people they hate
Trying so hard for all to see
That things are not de facto great...
Due to executive blunder
And too hasty termination
With corporate storm and thunder
That's just an ego perturbation;
All the opposite of learning
And of sober disposition
Which leaders need to be discerning
For constitutional commission,
And not helped even a little bit
By the slightest load of die-hard shit!