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Crosstraining to prevent atrophy

 
I clicked out of the
atrophy article
simultaneously
amused and horrified
and pretty sure what
I just read was a hoax.

I did some research.
Read a few more things
and my amusement dried up
super fucking quick.

Holy motherfuck!
Not.
A.
Hoax.

As an athlete
I understand
how quickly muscles
can deteriorate
without training
and cross training.

I know, personally,
the best way to get
stronger is to work harder,

and harder,

until everything aches,
and moving is shaky,
hitchy;

To work
until it
hurts

every time.

And the way to
get weak

is to not do it.

Not train.
Not cross-train.
Not use
the muscle
at all.

And the article
I just read focused
on
clitoral atrophy

Clitoral atrophy.

CLITORAL FUCKINí ATROPHY.

The deterioration,
weakening,
and shrinking
(I cringed in
actual horror
over that)

of the girl dick.

As an athlete
I take my
body
very
seriously.

Very.

I have committed to
an intense
training program.

Iím going to
work my clit
until my fingers cramp,

until the muscle on
my forearm pops
like a bodybuilderís

until I can do
full body
clitoral
push-ups.

Iím going to train
the way I always train

Until. It. Fucking.
Hurts.

But just to be sure Iím
doing enoughÖ

Iím also
committing
to a little
cross-training.

Baby,

Iím going to need to
borrow
your
tongue.

Bring a pillow for your neck.
I want to be thorough.
Betty
Written by Betty
Published
Author's Note
(wink)

Also that shit is real. Women, you need to get your hands down your pants. Now! Hurry! Before itís too late! Iíd lend you mine but theyíre busy!
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