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ON THE PUNT
Two students, we
were quite randy.
She got caught, er,
on the water.
I gave her tup;
yes, stuck it up
her opened cunt
upon the punt
out on the Cam.
("Wham-bam, thanks ma'am!"
perhaps you'd say
about that day.)
My lust relieved,
while she conceived
her first baby
thus sired by me.
were quite randy.
She got caught, er,
on the water.
I gave her tup;
yes, stuck it up
her opened cunt
upon the punt
out on the Cam.
("Wham-bam, thanks ma'am!"
perhaps you'd say
about that day.)
My lust relieved,
while she conceived
her first baby
thus sired by me.
Published 20th Jun 2022
Author's Note
Inspired by old memory of reading about a woman writer who a newspaper interviewer introduced as having been 'conceived on a punt xx years ago'. An imagination of the incident.
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
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20th Jun 2022 7:58pm
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20th Jun 2022 11:46pm
you animal!!!
Favorite stuck it up
her opened cunt
upon the punt
Nice recreation - pun intended
Favorite stuck it up
her opened cunt
upon the punt
Nice recreation - pun intended
21st Jun 2022 6:10am
21st Jun 2022 10:33am
