Freedom Fries...

Are the famous fries of France
Which sadly are not oil free
In assisting Yankee liberty
With carbohydrate circumstance,
But staying free takes lots of work
And has a metabolic toll
Harsher than the internet troll
Decent people know is just a jerk
Who does not care for me or you
Or citizenry as a whole
In any state that's flipping blue
Who realize the protocol
Republicans so often do
Is just another tax loophole;
An action which, I'm afraid it's true,
Leaves public cash in private control.