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Dear Scammers

(A Commentary Piece By Walter’s Alter Ego)  
 
OK, I’ll take it down a notch on this one Wally  

Dear Scammers,  
You fucking irritating twat wads  
The world is annoyed with all you low life frauds  
You call us everyday on the phone trying a new scam  
With your supposed savings plans and programs  
 
And for the times you were successful and got a victim  
I hope someone shoves a prickly cactus up your rectum  
How do you sleep at night you fucking soulless cunts?  
I wish I could pack a gun and then go on many manhunts  
 
How the fuck do you trick litte old ladies on the phone?  
Rob them of their savings and other things they own  
But since you have no shame you surely have no class  
How about I come over there and just stomp your ass  
 
You motherless fucks have no conscience or morals  
I’d love to meet you so we can work out all our quarrels  
I’ll bust a cap on kneecaps and smacks harder than Will slaps  
‘Cause this pacifist will use his fist to shut your fucking traps  
 
And when you’re on the floor bleeding and pleading  
I reckon you’ll be a needing an additional beating  
You almost tricked my mom into going to the bank  
Guess what fucker, now you know who to thank  
 
I’ll treat you to a delicious knuckle sandwich for lunch  
And to wash it all down, I’ll serve a cold Hawaiian punch  
Don’t like them, no worries, my fat ass is not on a diet  
But I’m gonna revel in the pounding it’s going to be a riot  
 
So now when you call me with another tactic or trick  
I tell to you to go fuck your mom and suck your daddy’s dick  
Know that I mean it with all the rudeness and disrespect  
But when you’re a low life scammer what else do you expect?  
 
So, go fuck yourself and your buddies there at the call center  
Fuck your fake job your fake name your fake windows defender  
Hope the cops catch you before I give a beating that’s legendary  
But for now, I just wish this dis gives you disastrous dysentery  
 
Bitch-ass bitch  
 
Wally, back to you  
 
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