Ottoman Empire, your great granddad and the British Empire all dead; so why not oblige mankind and be the same Boris?

    
By Stanley Collymore    
   
Basically, I can't think of one thing  
even vaguely positive, or clearly  
linked with you, Boris Kemal    
that anyone who's actually decent,
moral and trustworthy would truly
miss if your fat and basically evilly
off putting presence wasn't vilely  
noxiously so infesting our planet Earth, we diligent human beings    
are also inhabiting, alongside of    
your diastrously verminous self.    
An inured racist; a quite clearly, rather endemically entrenched    
likewise a naturally sociopathic    
and also a staunch compulsive      
pathological liar; undeniably a damnably, mentally unhinged    
misogynist so unquestionably    
also the egocentric narcissist!    
Such a callous too and selfish    
cad, in what risibly passes for    
morals with you Boris Kemal;    
quite absolutely certain then    
to very assuredly make even      
the most lustily licentious of      
randily horny alleyways Tom    
cats blush in embarassment.    
   
Crowning this farcical spectacle of
yourself: an ethnic Turk, born in    
the United States and coming    
to the UK as an immigrant, but yet
detest all immigrants, who racially  
don't look like you, as you literally
readily, pathetically masquerade    
in a generally par for this course    
with charlatan immigrants Boris    
like yourself: the crucially name    
change; Johnson clearly in your    
own case from the Turkish one      
of Kemal. Similarly too, playing    
the distinctly bogus role of the      
intrinsically and obviously very      
quintessential Englishman - in actuality, nothing of the kind!      
   
Boris, who keeps on regailing the
world with his boast that he got    
Brexit done! And his distinctly,    
evidently likeminded, and actually
braindead, Brexiteer aficionados,
little Englanders, feudally inured Empire loyalists et al all applaud  
him for it. Notwithstanding, the  
plethora of lies that he actually  
spun them and distinctively so    
still carries on peddling to you.
This quite crucially Boris, even    
as your irrelevance not simply    
just inside Europe, but as well globally also, grows massively alarmingly, along with that of    
Britain! As its plethora of vile,    
intellectually challenged very    
bastardized and evil boomer    
has beens desperately essay    
to stay relevant while simply    
having nothing better to do,    
than offload their racist bile!    
   
Specifically targeted at Meghan    
but likewise also at Harry for      
having reciprocally, falling    
in love with her; marrying her and
within the bounds of lawful, wed-
lock: a rarity in a bastardized UK,    
evidently fathering their worthy    
and precious children. So quite      
honestly and candidly why not    
face up to harsh facts! Actually
that Boris disturbingly literally
sold you distinctly and equally
thoroughly gullible and rather    
hereditarily addicted fawning    
morons down the river, as he    
always realistically personally      
intended to. As clearly Brexit    
was never for you the stupid    
serfs but crucially, the rather    
ultra rich alt-right, neoliberal    
tax evaders basically keen to    
totally dispense with human    
rights and too worker rights    
legislation, in order to make    
more profits for themselves,    
and you serfs were the very    
willing but gullible pawns to    
realize these charlatans like    
Boris Kemal sick ambitions!    
And for my honest opinion    
you got, what you deserve!    
   
(C) Stanley V. Collymore    
26 April 2022.    
   
   
Author's Remarks:    
Pertinent reasons why Boris must resign. His law breaking and lying alone have left him so politically weak that he's increasingly spending most of his time quite literally fighting to save his job rather than actually doing it!