Quiltbag+Two Orgasms!

Quintessentially queer, and quirky, and wonderfully weird
  Got holes in my knickers, with an alternative beard
Unique perspective, and outlooks on life
  Spreading the love, like a buttery knife
Inspirational light bulb moments, inside the head
  And beautiful orgasms, when two lovers wed
Live performance, unless you're a dead poet
  Is like faking an orgasm, without trying to show it
Thought provocateer, a queer, with beer
  That is over there, but also over here
Burlesque, bizarre, and beautiful, like yoda
  Nearly as bubbly, as bicarbonate of soda
Antidisestablishmentarianism, leaves me discombobulated, and kerfuffled
  Fuck all of that, would rather eat truffle
Gorgeously gregarious, flying with butterfly wings
  If the bed collapses, i'll see you in the Spring!

by Jemia