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LBDs

Two little black dress hotties (known, hereafter, as LBDs)
enter the Las Vegas elevator
emitting quiet disdain of all things public
they are, of course
stunning
(one must be to be an LBD)
attendant facial expressions of boredom
like 17th in line
at the DMV boredom
who can blame them
they've never had to conquer to win
victory's no thrill when it's handed to you
 
there she was
a 44 year old woman 
in their elevator
clad in a bad liar of a 'Slimsuit'
wrapped in a oversized towel
rivulets of water
falling from her hastily toweled hair
making her look
somewhat like a size 12 caucasian Don King
 
rooftop pool -> elevator-> room
it was supposed to be that simple
it was supposed to be quick
but the LBDs 
make it seem
an eternity
 
An expensively dressed
horndog of a man
enters the elevator on the 12th floor
now we're going down
yeah, baby
 
his eyes inch from the LBDs slender ankles
way up to their tiny waistlines
(it takes multiple floors. Their legs are that long)
one catches his eyes
he regards her smugly
neon sign on his forehead:
seven figure income
he knows his odds are good
so he's already bored
so are they
victory is no thrill
when it's handed to you
 
she exits these aliens
from a perfect tortured planet
walks down the long hall
to her fourth floor room
where her not rich
smart, imperfect
nerdy good looking and kind boyfriend
greets her at the door
as happy to see her
as if she was a size zero LBD
instead of a dripping, messy-haired middle-aged woman
in a size 12 euphemism of a swimsuit
 
in one deft motion
he rips off her towel
two more deft motions
her compression swimwear's on the floor
three more motions
she's happily naked and on top
conquering her insecurities
happy with her life
proudly straddling 
her imperfectly perfect catch
feeling on top of the world
 
victory is a thrill
when you have to work for it
Written by Pinkdreams
Published | Edited 26th Mar 2022
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