Hecklers

 

These hecklers must be out of their minds
They can’t sit still and listen to dialogue
They out there wasting everyone’s time
They sound like a yapping barking dog

These hecklers are rude and have attitude
Thinking that their voices will be heard
And they wonder why they’re being booed
It just low and uncouth and very absurd

These hecklers don’t have any manners
It seems like they don’t have comprehension
They lack the vocabulary and grammar
But most of all, they just want the attention

There’s a time and place to bitch and moan
Don’t embarrass yourselves from the back row
Even Statler and Waldorf don’t like your tone
The rest of us are trying to watch the show