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Get Abused For The Bants
"Get Abused For The Bants"
If my wife got the Jab, I'd soon apply for divorce/
But if our child had got jabbed, I'd make wifey a corpse
It's like you do the noshing, & I'll do the thoughts/
If you do the washing, then I'll do the court
Cause if not I'll do the Boxing, & you'll be the sport/
So when my Peter needs Toshing, best you give it a pull
Mustn't have heard what I said, instead she give it to Paul/
Which kinda p***** off my head, I had to cripple the fool
I then lead him to water, so I could dip him in pool/
But after a brick in the head, he didn't swim much at all
They'll say I'm sick in the head, like I ain't sick of em all/
And like they clap on the doorstep, I shall clap em to morgue
Slapping raps like my balls, they're both known to go low/
Like the jabbed with a clot, put in a box, proper gnome
I pop a poem on the net, they put a poop in their pants/
And when they phone what is Feds, they get abused for the bants.
Copyright 2021 The Elusive Mr Dunne (All rights reserved)
If my wife got the Jab, I'd soon apply for divorce/
But if our child had got jabbed, I'd make wifey a corpse
It's like you do the noshing, & I'll do the thoughts/
If you do the washing, then I'll do the court
Cause if not I'll do the Boxing, & you'll be the sport/
So when my Peter needs Toshing, best you give it a pull
Mustn't have heard what I said, instead she give it to Paul/
Which kinda p***** off my head, I had to cripple the fool
I then lead him to water, so I could dip him in pool/
But after a brick in the head, he didn't swim much at all
They'll say I'm sick in the head, like I ain't sick of em all/
And like they clap on the doorstep, I shall clap em to morgue
Slapping raps like my balls, they're both known to go low/
Like the jabbed with a clot, put in a box, proper gnome
I pop a poem on the net, they put a poop in their pants/
And when they phone what is Feds, they get abused for the bants.
Copyright 2021 The Elusive Mr Dunne (All rights reserved)
Published 19th Feb 2022
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