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Final Question.

"And,welcome back.
So,
honey-this is your final question-- if answered correctly,you'll win," One-- Hundred and Fifty thousand Pounds! And get this Honey-- it'll be transfered into your bank account TODAY!!"
"Today-- really?--- oh,wait. I don't have a bank account."
"You don't have a bank account?"
"No!"
 
The presenter turns and stares at camera one,his distorted impressions can be observed on his hagged,wrinkly,puffed-up face. (He's getting a face-lift 2mor).
"Can I get the money in cash instead?"
"No!No! Course you can't! Unless you wanna be robbed when you leave the studio!"
 
(The voice in the presenters ear screams--
We're going 2 a break. Matt,tell the audience we're going 2 a break).
"OK folks. That's it for now. We're taking a short commercial break.
We'll be right back in a few minutes. Hey Ho!"
 
The audience repeats the Hey Ho chant,pumping their hands in the air.
 
"How the hell did she get on the show,without a fucking bank account?!"
 
 
 
 
 
©Wired6.6/2/2022
Wired6
Written by Wired6
Published | Edited 3rd Mar 2022
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