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History of sex
History of sex
When I was a caveman, I'd grab a mate just by her hair, push down on all fours then simply fuck her there
When I was a Viking, we'd raid and steal and fight, then I'd take a prisoner and I'd drink and fuck all night
When I was a roman centurion, a empire would be mine, we'd march across many countries, taking their woman and their wine
When I was a Pirate, I'd sail across the seven seas, sinking ships for pleasure and fucking wenches where I pleased
When I wore my suit of armour, I stood up for all that's right but I'd find a Damsel in distress and ride her through the night
When I was a hippy, it was the greatest time for me, everyone was into love and wanted sex for free
But now I am broken, crippled in my empty, lonely bed, so I have to look back in history or dreams from in my head
Ron
When I was a caveman, I'd grab a mate just by her hair, push down on all fours then simply fuck her there
When I was a Viking, we'd raid and steal and fight, then I'd take a prisoner and I'd drink and fuck all night
When I was a roman centurion, a empire would be mine, we'd march across many countries, taking their woman and their wine
When I was a Pirate, I'd sail across the seven seas, sinking ships for pleasure and fucking wenches where I pleased
When I wore my suit of armour, I stood up for all that's right but I'd find a Damsel in distress and ride her through the night
When I was a hippy, it was the greatest time for me, everyone was into love and wanted sex for free
But now I am broken, crippled in my empty, lonely bed, so I have to look back in history or dreams from in my head
Ron
Published 20th Jan 2022
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21st Jan 2022 00:34am
This timeline is awesome. Hahah
You are the 1st sex wonder of the world.
Reading this makes me wish I was a little
more promiscuous in my youth:)
You are the 1st sex wonder of the world.
Reading this makes me wish I was a little
more promiscuous in my youth:)
21st Jan 2022 00:50am
There's always time lol
I'm delighted ut made you laugh
So There ends today's history lesson
Love and light
Ron x
I'm delighted ut made you laugh
So There ends today's history lesson
Love and light
Ron x
Anonymous
21st Jan 2022 1:59pm
What a great way to learn about the past, indeed!! I mean, I am a 'student of history' ... Har Har Har.. 😏 😂 😏....
This creative little gem really had me giggling! Sexy, informative and terrifically entertaining
Thanks for the lovely 'lessons'!
🌹 - 🤓
xo
B
This creative little gem really had me giggling! Sexy, informative and terrifically entertaining
Thanks for the lovely 'lessons'!
🌹 - 🤓
xo
B
21st Jan 2022 2:13pm
You may leave a Apple on my desk after class gorgeous
Glad you enjoyed my romp through history lol. I'm delighted it made you giggle
Love and light and a huge A+ for your review. Top of the class
Ron xx
Glad you enjoyed my romp through history lol. I'm delighted it made you giggle
Love and light and a huge A+ for your review. Top of the class
Ron xx
