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A Christmas Miracle

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Santa Claus soon would be there.
Mrs. Claus was laying all snug in her bed,
While visions of Mr. Claus danced through her head.
They had not had sex in a very long time,
To not be pleasured for so long was the worst sort of crime.

But then Mrs. Claus heard footsteps on the floor,
And she waited with eagerness while she opened the door.
There stood Mr. Claus, done with his outing,
Each child had a present for this Christmas morning.
But Mrs. Claus had one final job,
A bit of Christmas joy on old Santa’s knob.

As Mr. Claus laid down to sleep,
Ms. Claus’s hands started to creep.
She started to unbutton his red Christmas shirt,
And she also took off her own Christmas skirt.
“What’s going on?” Mr. Claus said,
“It's been far too long, honey.” Mrs. Claus cried.

Mr. Claus thought for a moment or two,
And then he realized what she wanted to do.
So he took off his clothes, and she took off hers too,
He was ready for a bit of Christmas “goo.”

Mrs. Claus rubbed her hands all over his body,
She was prepared to get a little bit naughty.
Mrs. Claus was ready to ride Santa’s “sleigh,”
She got down on his dick and was ready to play.

Mr. Claus moaned as loud as he could,
Mr. Claus liked that, she knew that he would.
Her pussy was wet like a melty snowman,
Mr. Claus said, “I’ll stick it in as deep as I can.”
Mr. Claus put it deep, a full 7 inches,
Mrs. Claus giggled, “Oh ho, it pinches.”

But she wasn’t done, she had more in store,
She was ready to be Santa’s Christmas whore.
Her next maneuver was a bit more naughty,
She was ready for Santa to “go down the chimney.”
Mrs. Claus put her mouth down on Santa’s cock,
She put it so deep she started to choke.
Then Mr. Claus cummed right into her throat,
Some even dripped onto Santa’s Christmas coat.
Mr. Claus’s cum tasted simply great,
It was Mrs. Claus’s special Christmas treat.
For a long time, she sucked on Mr. Claus’s penis,
She worried for a moment, “Have any of the elves seen us?”
But she didn’t care, she was engrossed in love,
Sex with Mr. Claus was one step above.

Mrs. Claus was ready for a Christmas miracle,
For their sex tonight, this would be their pinnacle.
Mr. Claus was craving some cookies and milk,
He hadn’t eaten any in his fine red silk.
Mrs. Claus had made cookies but they had no milk to go with them,
But Mr. Claus had an idea on how he could get some.
He had a source for milk right here on top of him,
Now he just needed to get her to give him some.
But Mr. Claus remembered that she wasn’t pregnant,
If he squeezed her tits, they would remain stagnant.
So Mr. Claus built up joy inside of him with all of his might,
He was in need of Christmas magic on this cold winter night.
Then Mr. Claus put his hands on her tits,
Mrs. Claus felt some magic build up in her breasts.
Excitement built up from her head to her toes,
Her breasts were glowing red like Rudolph’s nose!
Then Mr. Claus squeezed Mrs. Claus’s jugulars,
And milk came out, it was a Christmas miracle!

And so they enjoyed their breast milk and cookies,
A new combination that some might find yucky.
But that night they went to bed both feeling magical,
Because both they had performed, a Christmas Eve miracle.
Written by the_Zeus100 (Michael Glover)
Published
Author's Note
I hope that everyone had a magical Christmas this year. I've decided to start the year off with a wonderful poem about the holiday season. I hope you all enjoy!
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