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Slipdippia Smoocharia

Slipdippia Smoocharia
 
My complaint
To the doctor
Was not
That I had
Such
A malady,
 
Nor that  
It was so
Very
Contagious.  
 
I simply
Had a mighty
Hard
Time
Tuning it
Down,
You see.
 
Once
I had
A flare up,
It seemed
To rage on
For hours,
 
And,  
in fact,
One young lady
Begged me
To keep
A civil tongue
In my head,
 
 
Where upon  
I flipped her
Like a pancake,
French kissed
Her
Into a swoon,
 
And then
Flipper her
Back
Again as if
Handling
A barrel roll
Enticing
A juggernaut.
 
She exclaimed,
"Well,
I'll be!"
Whereupon
I double
Flipped her again,
 
And she fell into
A fit
Of what appeared
To be
Vertigo.
 
Not that  
I minded it,
Though  
I might be
A tad
Out of control.
 
Thus
My visit
To the doctor,  
 
Though
She,
Herself,
May need  
A doctor,
Since it seems
 
She's contracted
The same  
Sort of vertigo,
And so
I'm sincerely,
Ever so sorry,
 
But
I'm most
Simply,
Seriously
Out of
Control.
runningturtle87
Written by runningturtle87
Published
Author's Note
I don't think they'll ever catch me; I keep giving them the slip!
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