The flood.

It was laundry day in Heaven
God did as usual
But there was a problem with the water connection
To the washing machine.
He barely had time to send word to Noah
Before all hell broke loose.
Sadly the Heavenly Insurance Company
(C.E.O. Devil May Kare , D.M.K. with a thumbs up
On his business card and  a top graduate from
Scrooge U.)
Did not cover the damages
As they were an Act of God.
They said He should not have touched
The water lines
But called a plumber at
1-800-Holy Poop.