The Ides of Insubordination

The Ides of Insubordination
 
   “Do you realize that my carpet needs to be steam cleaned since you splattered spaghetti sauce on it? How could you be so careless? Now get down on your knees and lick up the mess you made.”
     “The only licking I’ll do is on the fork that you were too lazy to wash.”
     “I will not have this insubordination. My order came from pure rage at you for ruining my rug. But at the very least I expect you to get down on the floor and clean it using a toothbrush.”
     “You are a crazy chick. Don’t you respect me as your sister? My God, I am not your lap dog.”
     “Alright, if you refuse to clean your mess you will lay over my lap.”
     “Are you kidding me? If you mean what I think you do no way!”
     “Yes, way you will assume the position to receive the proper spanking that is long overdue with your disobedience. What started as a simple cleaning job you have made entirely too much for my patience.”
     “Oh shit, I am not your child. We are roommates and you have taken this scenario much too far.”
     “Just watch how far I’ll take it. If you don’t comply I’ll hide your jewelry case so that you’ll never find it.”
     “Please, I’ll clean your fucking carpet. Just don’t put my adornment out of sight. I need my earrings when I go to work. I would look like an aardvark on Fifth Avenue without them.”
     “You have pushed me beyond the point of no return. Take your paddling or all your cosmetics will do a disappearing act.”
     “You drive a hard bargain. Can I wear my panties?”
     “You lost that privilege long ago.”