Being Cool

I became cool
Aged just six
I had tonsillitis
And the doctor, who was no fool
At the hospital in Holland
Removed them
And put me on
A special medication
Which was cool
Which i became
Addicted to
Within a few months
Still only six
I stole for a fix
But i got caught, i scream
And the item, recovered
No real harm done
As the roll of ice cream
Was quickly returned
That was nearly 60 years ago
I was hooked on eating
Flavoured, creamy, snow
I now eat ice lollies
All year round
Sort of profound
So i'm able to remain cool!

by Jemia