Jeopardy!

 
Welcome back to the lighting round of Jeopardy!
The category for today is famous Dicks.
 
Me: I’ll take famous dicks for one thousand
Host: The answer is…
This former bear stayed in Chicago for his entire NFL Career
Me: Dick Butkus
Host: Must be in the form of a question
Me: Who is Dick Butkus?
 
Host: Correct!
 
Me: I’ll take famous dicks for two thousand
Host: This Dick played a chimney sweeper
Singing and dancing along Mary Poppins
Me: Who is Dick Van Dyke?
 
Host: Correct!
 
Me: Famous Dicks three thousand
Host: This comic book character was Batman’s sidekick.
His secret identity was this…
Me: Who is Dick Grayson?
 
Host: Correct!
 
Me: Dicks four thousand
Host: This Dick was in everyone’s television sets
With his American Band stand show
Me: Who is Dick Clark?
 
Host: Correct!
 
Me: Dicks five thousand
Host: Though not seen in the movie, this Dick’s
named caused Centurions to burst out into laughter
In this Monty Python classic.
Me: Who is Biggus Dickus?
 
Host: Correct!
 
Me: Dicks six thousand
Host: This pair of Dicks found themselves  
Bewitched, playing the same role in this television sitcom
Me: Who are Dick York and Dick Sargent?
 
Host: Yes! You’re on Fire
 
Me: Dicks seven thousand!
Host: This legendary whale in Herman Melville’s classic
Was also a John Bonham solo!
Me: Who is Moby Dick?
 
Host: Correct!
 
Me: Dicks eight thousand
Host: This comic book character came to life in the 1990 film
Starring Warren Beatty
Me: Who is Dick Tracy?
 
Host: Correct

Me: Famous Dicks nine thousand
Host: And the answer, it’s the daily double!
Me: I’ll wager thirty seven thousand!

Host: If you get this correct that will more than double your money.
Here is the clue...
This political figure rose to one of the highest rank in office
And was known as Tricky Dick.

Me: Who is Dick Cheney
Host: No, I’m sorry, the correct answer was Richard Nixon.  
Looks you’re at negative one thousand
 
Me: Famous Dicks ten thousand
Host: Perhaps he will go down as the biggest dick in history.
Some may even call him a douchebag amidst other names.
He will forever be synonymous with orange and forty five…
(ding, ding, ding)
And we’re out of time!
 
Join us next week for another lightning round of Jeopardy!
 
Good night.
 
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