Christmas List

 
hello, madness it's Christmas time again
give Satan my list
I wish to cancel my subscription to fear
and leave my anxiety in hell

my demons won't leave
so make sure they're dressed to make merry
before you send them my way
and if it's not to much to ask, can they be good looking?

I want to see Rob Zombie again in Cali
with Ozzy if the prince of darkness isn't too busy
have all little devils report to me immediately
I'm feeling mischievous and without them I don't smile

hello madness it's that time again
hell hounds are on the lawn
bringing the Christmas terror cos I'm broke

this year I will choose to be merry
I'm grateful because things have been worse
so this year I won't be drunk at Christmas dinner with the family