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The Universal Force of Dents

Some days are good    
and some are bad      
but they all involve dents      
       
My car is dented as is my ex    
even my ego has received a few        
In fact, the universe runs on dents,      
planets denting other planets,      
and the same goes for solar systems      
       
Where have all the dinos gone      
after an asteroid dented the earth      
Without a world full of dents,        
we would all be velociraptor food      
       
Our very safety depends on dents      
Driving too fast gets you dents      
Miss our anniversary and get permanent dents      
Get drunk and fall down,        
well you get the picture      
       
Even Einstein would admit,      
there is a universal force of dents,      
so the next time someone is rude to you,      
kindly teach them science      
and apply this universal force        
promptly to their noses
Heart_of_Stone
Written by Heart_of_Stone (Rachela)
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