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Inflatable Dates (Parts 1 & 2)
I feel defeated
And battered down
Another victim
Of my hometown
I’m all alone
And just can’t wait
To be back home
With my inflate-a-date
No one gets me
Misunderstood
I’m drowning
In this neighborhood
Most folks I meet
I loathe and hate
All except
My inflate-a-date
Power point presentations
Pie charts and bar graphs
This world will break you
Just for laughs
But suicidal thoughts
I contemplate
Disappear
With my inflate-a-date
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Inflatable Dates
Don’t knock ‘em, rubes
Take em for a test ride
With some cherry flavored lube
In a blow up mattress motel
On a lonely Wednesday night
Hump day, bicycle pump day
A little afternoon delight
They won’t cook for yah
But they don’t talk back
Pros and cons
And battered down
Another victim
Of my hometown
I’m all alone
And just can’t wait
To be back home
With my inflate-a-date
No one gets me
Misunderstood
I’m drowning
In this neighborhood
Most folks I meet
I loathe and hate
All except
My inflate-a-date
Power point presentations
Pie charts and bar graphs
This world will break you
Just for laughs
But suicidal thoughts
I contemplate
Disappear
With my inflate-a-date
——————————————————
Inflatable Dates
Don’t knock ‘em, rubes
Take em for a test ride
With some cherry flavored lube
In a blow up mattress motel
On a lonely Wednesday night
Hump day, bicycle pump day
A little afternoon delight
They won’t cook for yah
But they don’t talk back
Pros and cons
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