Inflatable Dates (Parts 1 & 2)

I feel defeated
And battered down
Another victim
Of my hometown
I’m all alone
And just can’t wait
To be back home
With my inflate-a-date

No one gets me
I’m drowning
In this neighborhood
Most folks I meet
I loathe and hate
All except
My inflate-a-date

Power point presentations
Pie charts and bar graphs
This world will break you
Just for laughs
But suicidal thoughts
I contemplate
With my inflate-a-date
Inflatable Dates
Don’t knock ‘em, rubes
Take em for a test ride
With some cherry flavored lube
In a blow up mattress motel
On a lonely Wednesday night
Hump day, bicycle pump day
A little afternoon delight

They won’t cook for yah
But they don’t talk back

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