Just a silly little hipster poem

In mobile  
A trajectory began  
of falsehood
..  aggravated by an influence with the human importance of a Mall rat  
 
Oh.but the tragically hip get ups!  
 
Fedoras for one, houndstooth and skinny jeans for another  
Winged eyelashes glued on by the most determined of Vietnamese salon techs  
 
Glossy  
Glossy  
Glossy  
Lips  
The cats and kittens alike  
 
She just wanted that kind of cool for a moment  
 
And so,  
She listened to the Black Keys for the first time that night  
And spread her legs  
Dug n deep  
And rubbed away to the beat of Gold on the Ceiling  
 
She would beg Daddy  
To pretty  

Pretty  

Please,  
buy a Fedora  
First thing in the morning