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Letters never received by Santa

these are letters I found in an old mail bag....never received by Santa.

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Dear Santa,
� � � All we want for Christmas is to get some sleep.
� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �The bullfrogs

Dear Santa,
� � � � �Could you PLEASE make fruitcake a tradition on some other holiday.
� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �Every kid forced to eat that crap.

Dearest Mr.Kringle,
� � � � � � � �Your electric bill is three months over due,I am afraid we are going to have to terminate services immediately.
� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �world power corp.

Dear Santa,
� � � � �I hope you freeze up there you bastard!
� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � All the other holidays

Hey Buddy,
� � � � �Can I get a golf cart or something so I don't have to lug these eggs around,
� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �Thanks � �The Easter Bunny

Dear Santa,
� � � Could you get rid of the kung fu grip, I almost rip the damn thing off every time i masterbate.
� � � � � � G.I. Joe

Dear Santa,
� � � �Can we finally get two snowflakes that match so we can get on with the serious stuff.
� � The science community

Dear Santa,
� � � �All I want is someone to clean up this mess.
� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �Dec 26th

Dearest Mr.Clause,
� � � � � �As the ruler of your feeble planet I figured that I should warn you of our arrival, in case you want to get out now.
� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �The aliens that are coming

Dear Santa,
� � � Just send money.
� � � � � � � � � � Every college student, anywhere, earth.

Dear Santa,
� � � � � Can you keep us hidden for one more year.The kids are really good with the reindeer and the wife always sings you the birth-day song,even though Mrs. Clause doesn't like it.
� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �thanks
� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �Elvis & Marilyn Presley

Dear Santa,
� � � �All I want for Christmas is some new F#%@ing reindeer to help us pull the sleigh. Blitzen and I ate the other bastards.
� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �Donner.

Dear Santa,
� � � � � Could you send me a set of keys for my new trick, I lost the old ones.
� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � Thanks, Houdini

Dear Santa,
� � � � �Could you Please get rid of these damn Camouflaged zombies!
� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � The koala community

Dear Santa,
� � � � Just a quick note.If you get anything from the koala's, ignore it.
� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � Camouflaged community of zombies.

Dear Santa,
� � � � All I want for Christmas is a hole in my head for getting into this mess.
� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �Abraham Lincoln.