Leave Big Bird Alone!

 
Leave Big Bird alone!
He’s just trying to live his best life
Why do these bastards want to debone
A beloved character with so much rife

Leave the six year-old alone!
He is a national treasure in children’s eyes
I don’t like some of these people’s tones
They’re trying to bring his career to a demise

Can’t they see he’s trying to promote
Being safe and healthy and just being kind
But these politicians are so cutthroat
Their sinister plans are just plain asinine

He’s taught me and our children so much
To be loving and caring with others around
These policymakers are so out of touch
He may be a muppet but these men are clowns

Big Bird is the word if you haven’t heard
He got vaccinated and now it’s well known
Some feathers have been ruffled and stirred
But just leave the loveable yellow guy alone