Hunting The Roquefort

"Sufferin' succotash!"
 
It's not the cat that is driving you insane. It's the  
Fritos and Cheetos cracking in your brain as you
watch reruns of Gumby and Pokey. Snorting Aspartame.  
Now that its time to put the floozy out the door  
 
Letting the cat out into the dark to hunt its Roquefort.  
Orchestrating domination as they control your every  
thought, going around every obstacle to putting the squeeze  
on the cheese.