Téléphonie pathétique

Mobile phones
Are ridiculously expensive
More so if-when you lose them
As they are attached to a contract
And chain you it.
I suggest an inplant in your forearm
With enormous possibilities.
Press one, get your phone line
Press nine to accept calls
And nine-nine to decline.
Press two to go to your music selection
Press three to go to your choice
Of films or videos which will appear like magic
Right in front of you eyes
Press four for personal info such as
Passport number, medical  data etc
data which, when transferred to another prson
Will be seen only by the recipient
On a virtual screen
Press zero when you are totally lost
And confused.