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INCURABLE COCKAHOLICS

MIDDLE

It was just like all
the other bars I've
finished a long
and exhausting day
of work in by having a drink.
The stool I chose,
which was the only
one available, was
between a man and woman.
As usual, conversation was
friendly, open, and personal.
AMAZINGLY,
I discovered both were
incurable"cockaholics".
(Based on their confessions)
As the evening grew more personal
both "make a pass". Did I
desire a female cockaholic
or a male cockaholic?
Both gently took the liberty
to touch the waiting prize.
Then the shocker:
"Did I want both?"
I replied, "Meet me
at the Kissing Place
and I'll let you know."