Took my Sexual Harrasment Test Today

You give her orgasmic bliss and she will be happy.  Keep on writing.

She will get hers ..... in time
First she has to perform

You dig ?

It's all transitory as fuck/ my fame/ your dame/ are we really so lame/ being all the same/ Bukowski never came ....  
Big kiss and hug

We're not lame
We left because the writing was on the wall
Power corrupts
We knew what we had to do ....

I'm lost and blind/ what's inside your mind/ responding to a poem I find/ a field that's land-mined/ and you've left me far behind

Past is far behind
Onward
No harm, no foul
Take what’s given

Oh, I love this, poet-speak.
Great allusion to Chuck...
Really enjoyed this, and very relatable...
You know, this WHOLE fucking mess started with "Human Resources"--
I tell you, if there weren't HR departments, there wouldn't be a 1/10th the women working with me...
And then there'd be no "sexual harassment"...
Tell you what.
Very, very relatable.
Laughed out loud.
& Liked!

You know Mark
I call it as I see it
Whoever created this test put in trick questions too
You had to get 100 percent right to pass too
Who gets 100 percent of anything these days ?
I got a 93 on the first pass
Pretty good for a misfit who failed everything in life except love .....


I call this a PARSONS AWARD and I'm accepting it proudly  

Thanks Professor

I know those tests...I'm amazed the ones who administer those tests are the worst offenders... the world is becoming soft, losing it's backbone and ability to fight back

Agree
It's a slimy way to make money and totally meaningless

I'm performing a public service with this write

Thx Tim

Damn, you did better than me PS. ;) Next time I need to cheat off yours.
Still you saw her ass on the test and immediately failed the 'when should you touch her butt question', right?
That's what happens when they hire HR girls that look like that. After the caning she gave you a pass though.
And some still call that dating especially after drinking cheap wine from a paper bag. Made me think of Boone's. yuck...

I touch as many butts as I can  
BIG, small, Medium just so nobody feels left out
No bias here, just a lot of ass....

Caning does a woman fine, all is good in the crimson tower  

I don't think most of the community gets my humor anymore  
Hey, it's Poetspeak,  rude, crude and in your face,  panties too

Thx Kx
You're up for a RAISE  

X

So many trick questions like 'what is an appropriate use for a meeting room?' A. Sex B. Making out C. talking about a and b D. All of the above.

I said D and they said C. go figure...

You'll have go to detention Kx
Then take the test over again
Detention is work bondage
I don't mind overtime
Let's get it wrong every time

All of the above btw


BIG BAD LIKE

dreams and life very
rarely mix but you can have
fun all the same - smiles

I try to merge everything thing together
One stop shopping
Ya know

Thx SO

"Hank" Bukowski would have included this in his "The Last Night Of The Earth Poems." Brave write. Hugs and peace, Oral

Hank was a dude
Glad to be put in his company
Things were easier and smuttier back then
No sex Harrasment tests unless you were taking them to learn how to get some quality feels at work ....
Everything about my write is non PC
Gotta have some dirty sometimes

Thx O

Bravo, YES this is how a "real poet" dares to speak and practice. Again, A++ (O)

Thank you Colonel O
Proceed to the Land Mine Bar and Grill
Drinks on the General

I am honored, salute to you, my General...Hugs and peace, (O)

Gotta love the old school feel/Bukowski reference in this. Oh the days when we'd speak our minds freely.  It's a tough mother when trying to be PC and be yourself, or getting called into HR.

If you add spark in DUP, I can only imagine how much fire at the job place.

BIG LIKE

Nothing better than getting a fun poem from a sex harrassment test
You had to get 100 percent right too
Who is perfect I ask ??
Thx Wally
Glad you enjoyed