PINA COLADABURG

"There's a little place where the sun sleeps late and pours himself a shot of tequila
It's a little place called Pleasure Island, that's where I'd like to feel ya!"

We all gather here
Where the sun is sublime
And shadows recede deeper
So we bathe in the light

We party
Smoke and drink
And we fuck
While a killer lurks about

And she goes down
DOWN
Why the hesitation?

"Shh, I heard something"
"Was it, um, a strange sucking sound?"

HACK AND SLASH
Then there's running
And screaming
Blood curdling
SHRIEKING

There is nowhere to go
Let's see if you can fly

It's time to die
D I E
In the night
When you hear these words
Where's my penis?
WHERE'S MY PENIS?
Yes, I know it's sick
Because I'm Phil
PHIL
The killer with no D I C K

The sand is so warm
And the bodies so tight
But closeted skeletons
Surely haunt the divine

I party
Carve the flesh
As you fuck
Blinded in ignorance

The sun goes down
DOWN
Behold the destruction

"Something just brushed against my leg
It's just my gigantic cock"

HACK AND SLASH
Then there's running
And screaming
Blood curdling
SHRIEKING

There is nowhere to go
Let's see how you will die

It's time to die
D I E
In the night
When you hear these words
Where's my penis?
WHERE'S MY PENIS?
Yes, I know it's sick
Because I'm Phil
PHIL
The killer with no D I C K

It's murder in the extreme
First degree as the campers flee
FROM CORPSE FUCKING NECROPHIL
Get in line, bitch
YOU ARE UP NEXT

because i

HACK AND SLASH
Then there's running
And screaming
Blood curdling
SHRIEKING

There is nowhere to go
Let's see how you will die

It's time to die
D I E
In the night
When you hear these words
Where's my penis?
WHERE'S MY PENIS?
Yes, I know it's sick
Because I'm Phil
PHIL
The killer with no D I C K