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THE OLD PUSSY EATER

wow!

His hair is thin and gray;
his face is etched with
lines of experience;
his feet aren't
as swift as they use
to be year years ago
as he chased women.
He had rather not count
birthday candles anymore.
YET,
the word is out among
both young and older women:
He is the amazing old pussy eater
who everyone is buzzing about.
The rumor is that he has
eaten pussies among all
classes, status, and wealthy
of the who's who in the city.
One young lady said
ONCE
he eats your pussy you'll
never be satisfied by another
pussy eater, young or old.
He has eaten pussies on a global scale;
and even taught men how to eat.
He has a list of women who want
to be eaten and men who desire to be trained
Meet me at the kissing place,
and I'll share my training with you:
I'm a graduate student, soon
to be a certified teacher.