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Oh. Fuck you, and your lockdown Victoria…
Working from home has its perks but this little guy won’t let me go anywhere. He oft flakes on my legs, and I forget he’s now a 30kg beast, and not a puppy.
I don’t think either of them realise they’re not puppies anymore as they still expect to snooze on my lap. LOL. To be fair, when we rescued the both of them from the shelter, brothers from the same litter, it didn’t occur to me how loyal they’d become.
Definitely, my best mates, during the lockdown ! Aside, from both my children.
Another long story short, after making a mad dash to the police station at 3am this morning and struggling to get to sleep upon returning an hour or so later, who knew the perks of working remotely during a 12 week and counting lockdown, would be all this & that.
At the moment, I’m waiting for the convenor of a zoom meeting to start a 9:30am meeting so I can flex my intellect with other adults in their field of expertise. Gotta love adulting !
Hopefully, I make it out of bed today as it’s way too depressing to be lazing in bed all day, alone. LOL. Hmm. I’m sure the puppies would love a stroll along the beach, on my lunch break.
Holy fuck, I think I need a vodka, and it’s only 9:30am or thereabouts. Blah. The audacity of some misinformed cunts who think they’re better than the next !
Hope they choke on their next meal, or cigarette, or whatever the fuck they’re consuming. Hmm. Perhaps, all that childish pathetic bullshit they dribble from their mouth, noting its speaks directly to who they are deep down than anyone else, low life scummy cunts.
Oh. Poor. You. Well. Fuck you too, you’re just a self absorbed whiney little insecure cunt who can’t mind their own business ! Talking shit about someone you don’t even know, who fucking does that ?!
No wonder why you’re a miserable insecure cunt; how about you get a life, and stop snooping in mine.
Perhaps, you won’t be feeling so threatened by someone who doesn’t even give a fuck about you, the shitty life you live, or whatever the fuck you’re about; the self induced headfuck brought upon from your own childish insecurities !
Seriously, is your life that miserable & fucked up that you gotta stalk, harass & intimidate people you don’t even know ?! Pathetic, is an understatement !
Bravo. Standing ovation, you stupid little insecure, attention seeking cunt. If you were standing in front of me, I’d ram a glock straight down your throat, and pull the trigger just to see your brains splatter all over the concrete.
Lucky, I’m not suicidal as I’d splatter my brains all over the screen in a livestream, in real time whilst casting judgement on people I don’t even know. LOL. Whatever. However, that’ll never happen ! Hmm. Well. Not today, not by me but someone else will, eventually.
All self inflicted, of course !
Oh. Fuck you, Dan Andrews, and your little entourage of misinformed & miserable insecure shitcunts ! I can’t wait to leave this state, and country ! Italy, looks pretty good…
I don’t think either of them realise they’re not puppies anymore as they still expect to snooze on my lap. LOL. To be fair, when we rescued the both of them from the shelter, brothers from the same litter, it didn’t occur to me how loyal they’d become.
Definitely, my best mates, during the lockdown ! Aside, from both my children.
Another long story short, after making a mad dash to the police station at 3am this morning and struggling to get to sleep upon returning an hour or so later, who knew the perks of working remotely during a 12 week and counting lockdown, would be all this & that.
At the moment, I’m waiting for the convenor of a zoom meeting to start a 9:30am meeting so I can flex my intellect with other adults in their field of expertise. Gotta love adulting !
Hopefully, I make it out of bed today as it’s way too depressing to be lazing in bed all day, alone. LOL. Hmm. I’m sure the puppies would love a stroll along the beach, on my lunch break.
Holy fuck, I think I need a vodka, and it’s only 9:30am or thereabouts. Blah. The audacity of some misinformed cunts who think they’re better than the next !
Hope they choke on their next meal, or cigarette, or whatever the fuck they’re consuming. Hmm. Perhaps, all that childish pathetic bullshit they dribble from their mouth, noting its speaks directly to who they are deep down than anyone else, low life scummy cunts.
Oh. Poor. You. Well. Fuck you too, you’re just a self absorbed whiney little insecure cunt who can’t mind their own business ! Talking shit about someone you don’t even know, who fucking does that ?!
No wonder why you’re a miserable insecure cunt; how about you get a life, and stop snooping in mine.
Perhaps, you won’t be feeling so threatened by someone who doesn’t even give a fuck about you, the shitty life you live, or whatever the fuck you’re about; the self induced headfuck brought upon from your own childish insecurities !
Seriously, is your life that miserable & fucked up that you gotta stalk, harass & intimidate people you don’t even know ?! Pathetic, is an understatement !
Bravo. Standing ovation, you stupid little insecure, attention seeking cunt. If you were standing in front of me, I’d ram a glock straight down your throat, and pull the trigger just to see your brains splatter all over the concrete.
Lucky, I’m not suicidal as I’d splatter my brains all over the screen in a livestream, in real time whilst casting judgement on people I don’t even know. LOL. Whatever. However, that’ll never happen ! Hmm. Well. Not today, not by me but someone else will, eventually.
All self inflicted, of course !
Oh. Fuck you, Dan Andrews, and your little entourage of misinformed & miserable insecure shitcunts ! I can’t wait to leave this state, and country ! Italy, looks pretty good…
Published 10th Oct 2021
| Edited 11th Oct 2021
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Italy had it bad too back in 2020. I don't think cases of COVID are that high in Australia, off the top of my head, are they now?
11th Oct 2021 00:24am
Only 1600 or so cases in Victoria but the way the Government are carrying on, is fucking absurd.
Lockdowns, don’t work ! I want my life back, and my freedom to do whatever I want, like travel and whatnot.
And, just because you’re vaccinated, it doesn’t mean you’re fully immunised and nor will it mitigate one from being a super spreader.
My employer has just mandated vaccinations so I’ll be jabbed in the next coming weeks.
Lockdowns, don’t work ! I want my life back, and my freedom to do whatever I want, like travel and whatnot.
And, just because you’re vaccinated, it doesn’t mean you’re fully immunised and nor will it mitigate one from being a super spreader.
My employer has just mandated vaccinations so I’ll be jabbed in the next coming weeks.
11th Oct 2021 00:27am
I bet you're happy getting jabbed. It may open up more opportunity & freedom for you in the medium term.
11th Oct 2021 00:32am
Well. My passport is null & void without the vaccine passport, at the moment ! Christmas, will definitely be better…😇🙏
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11th Oct 2021 1:03am
Oh. Heavenly Thailand; with a gorgeous coastline, and plenty of places to hike and get lost in the sunshine and those green rolling hills !
Thanks Bon; I’m resilient, and will always rise above as I know no other way…😇🙏
Thanks Bon; I’m resilient, and will always rise above as I know no other way…😇🙏
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11th Oct 2021 4:53am
Thanks Bon; I’ve friends who live & work in Thailand from Australia, who own a resort so I’m all good to access villas and whatnot but thanks kindly for the offer. You’re a gem…😇🙏
11th Oct 2021 1:29am
11th Oct 2021 5:03am
Thanks Francisco !
Hope you have a lovely week ahead of you, and keep your eyes peeled for any underlying sneaky lockdown shitfuckery !
Particularly, if it doesn’t align with ones truth, whether seen or felt, just to mitigate people raiding of your inbox with the intent to cause confusion as the presence of external interference is evident, which distorts your truth, and the knowing of such.
Oh. The ongoing battle of navigating a blatant stupidity and the shitfuckery brigade, whilst creating distorted perceptions that aren’t necessarily directed at you per se.
Just breathe…😇🙏
Hope you have a lovely week ahead of you, and keep your eyes peeled for any underlying sneaky lockdown shitfuckery !
Particularly, if it doesn’t align with ones truth, whether seen or felt, just to mitigate people raiding of your inbox with the intent to cause confusion as the presence of external interference is evident, which distorts your truth, and the knowing of such.
Oh. The ongoing battle of navigating a blatant stupidity and the shitfuckery brigade, whilst creating distorted perceptions that aren’t necessarily directed at you per se.
Just breathe…😇🙏
Anonymous
11th Oct 2021 4:47am
Great piece.
Just a thought.
I'm not a conspiracy theorist.
However, why do governments across the world virtually demand mass Vaccination?
Why do they make life a living hell when this disease is little more than flu from which you have a 99.7% survival rate?
It makes no sense until you reach the conclusion its not about health its
More to do with control and depopulation. Agenda 21, the great reset anyone?
Just a thought.
I'm not a conspiracy theorist.
However, why do governments across the world virtually demand mass Vaccination?
Why do they make life a living hell when this disease is little more than flu from which you have a 99.7% survival rate?
It makes no sense until you reach the conclusion its not about health its
More to do with control and depopulation. Agenda 21, the great reset anyone?
11th Oct 2021 5:11am
Agree ! There’s definitely a sinister hidden agenda that’s running parallel to what exists on the surface level.
And we, the general population are none the wiser as many are too compliant and sheepish, bleating the mantra of know-it-all losers who do not have our best interest at heart !
COVID is a smokescreen, and it’s more than evident as the data & science that underpins all the shitfuckery, speaks the truth…
And we, the general population are none the wiser as many are too compliant and sheepish, bleating the mantra of know-it-all losers who do not have our best interest at heart !
COVID is a smokescreen, and it’s more than evident as the data & science that underpins all the shitfuckery, speaks the truth…
"so I can flex my intellect with other adults in their field of expertise."
let me be the first to say— if you lived over here in south east london you would blend right in with the deploy of the word flex, i was actually creasing up while reading this out loud on a southeastern service to london bridge, yes there were also a lot of stares 👀 🤣
i appreciate the frustration throughout this write especially in regards to all the cuntwaffles we have to put up with in the world, secondly where some workplaces are made to be run by idiots for idiots, all i'm saying is thank god we have poetry to relate and turn towards, i think many of us wouldn't be here if we didn't have that channel 😆
thank you for all the appropriate uses of the word cunt throughout your lines and well ... just for saying how it is without all the flowery technical bullshit, you can only polish a bunch of turds so much 🤣
p.s: your doggos are adorable
-ethan
let me be the first to say— if you lived over here in south east london you would blend right in with the deploy of the word flex, i was actually creasing up while reading this out loud on a southeastern service to london bridge, yes there were also a lot of stares 👀 🤣
i appreciate the frustration throughout this write especially in regards to all the cuntwaffles we have to put up with in the world, secondly where some workplaces are made to be run by idiots for idiots, all i'm saying is thank god we have poetry to relate and turn towards, i think many of us wouldn't be here if we didn't have that channel 😆
thank you for all the appropriate uses of the word cunt throughout your lines and well ... just for saying how it is without all the flowery technical bullshit, you can only polish a bunch of turds so much 🤣
p.s: your doggos are adorable
-ethan
11th Oct 2021 2:28pm
Evidently, it was a manic Monday, with online trolls to boot. LOL
Hopefully, the aforementioned find something better to do in their time and/or life as opposed to poking around in other peoples lives, like they have nothing else better to do !
Hmm. People, they don’t even know, which kinda makes it abnormally weird, and nauseating !
Oh. The stupidity is astounding…🙄
Hopefully, the aforementioned find something better to do in their time and/or life as opposed to poking around in other peoples lives, like they have nothing else better to do !
Hmm. People, they don’t even know, which kinda makes it abnormally weird, and nauseating !
Oh. The stupidity is astounding…🙄
