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Ate a Bison Burger Last Night and 3 Mini Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
Hardly ever eat red meat
Bad for my prostate
Did you need to know that ?
Probably not
Then ate 3 mini Reese's peanut butter cups
My wife doles them out
She knows I would eat a lot more
Then complain that all I talk about is not taking a shit for a week
Did you need to know that ?
Modern marriage
For all of you afraid of marriage, there are benefits.....
Bad for my prostate
Did you need to know that ?
Probably not
Then ate 3 mini Reese's peanut butter cups
My wife doles them out
She knows I would eat a lot more
Then complain that all I talk about is not taking a shit for a week
Did you need to know that ?
Modern marriage
For all of you afraid of marriage, there are benefits.....
Author's Note
Honesty is the best policy
Pass the snakes
Pass the snakes
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Re. Ate a Bison Burger Last Night and 3 Mini Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
7th Oct 2021 3:25pm
Re: Re. Ate a Bison Burger Last Night and 3 Mini Reese's Peanut Butter
7th Oct 2021 3:41pm
Lotta years Tim
Can you imagine living with me ?
Lotta laughs actually ....
Thx T
Can you imagine living with me ?
Lotta laughs actually ....
Thx T
Re. Ate a Bison Burger Last Night and 3 Mini Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
7th Oct 2021 7:52pm
She does know you well. Benefit is the loving she gives you. Treat her with Kindness and Respect. Keep on writing.
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7th Oct 2021 8:12pm
Re. Ate a Bison Burger Last Night and 3 Mini Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
7th Oct 2021 9:07pm
Re: Re. Ate a Bison Burger Last Night and 3 Mini Reese's Peanut Butter
7th Oct 2021 9:42pm
Re. Ate a Bison Burger Last Night and 3 Mini Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
8th Oct 2021 1:51am
😂😂😂
Well the burger is protein
The bun is carbs
And the peanut butter is protein
Fat in both
Eh, not too bad
Well the burger is protein
The bun is carbs
And the peanut butter is protein
Fat in both
Eh, not too bad
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Re: Re. Ate a Bison Burger Last Night and 3 Mini Reese's Peanut Butter
8th Oct 2021 2:00am
Re. Ate a Bison Burger Last Night and 3 Mini Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
8th Oct 2021 11:12am
There's a verse in the book of Proverbs in the Bible:
It is better to live under a highway in Riverside, in a plague-infested tent city, selling fentanyl-laced pills to elementary school children, with a "Peckerwood" neck-tattoo...Than in a house shared with a contentious woman.
Or something like that...
Food for thought.
Enjoyed!
It is better to live under a highway in Riverside, in a plague-infested tent city, selling fentanyl-laced pills to elementary school children, with a "Peckerwood" neck-tattoo...Than in a house shared with a contentious woman.
Or something like that...
Food for thought.
Enjoyed!
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Re: Re. Ate a Bison Burger Last Night and 3 Mini Reese's Peanut Butter
8th Oct 2021 12:51pm
Nature called and she gave me a few more minis yesterday.....
Life is good .....
Thx Mr. Parsons
Life is good .....
Thx Mr. Parsons
Re: Re. Ate a Bison Burger Last Night and 3 Mini Reese's Peanut Butter
8th Oct 2021 10:56pm
Re: Re. Ate a Bison Burger Last Night and 3 Mini Reese's Peanut Butter
8th Oct 2021 11:08pm
I do
We have a way of seeing together and apart.
Both creative people. When you find the one who cares about you, grab her and marry her ....
Thanks Mark
We have a way of seeing together and apart.
Both creative people. When you find the one who cares about you, grab her and marry her ....
Thanks Mark
Re. Ate a Bison Burger Last Night and 3 Mini Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
21st Oct 2021 4:33pm
That's the thing about these relationships, they're on the look for us whenever we're not looking.
Good one Poet.
Good one Poet.
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Re: Re. Ate a Bison Burger Last Night and 3 Mini Reese's Peanut Butter
21st Oct 2021 6:06pm
Bathroom activities are always of interest to someone
Funny too
Hope you got a chuckle
Thx W
Funny too
Hope you got a chuckle
Thx W