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Ate a Bison Burger Last Night and 3 Mini Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Hardly ever eat red meat
Bad for my prostate
Did you need to know that ?
Probably not
Then ate 3 mini Reese's peanut butter cups
My wife doles them out
She knows I would eat a lot more
Then complain that all I talk about is not taking a shit for a week
Did you need to know that ?
Modern marriage
For all of you afraid of marriage, there are benefits.....
Written by PoetSpeak
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