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Self-entitled, fatuously delusional, yet seeing themselves as the UK's essential workers? I think not!

 
By Stanley Collymore

I'm thoroughly sick to death  
and absolutely tired of the  
glaringly dysfunctional  
British NHS, its clearly, graspingly  
avaricious senior executives and  
overall rather incompetent staff  
basically thinking, and likewise  
believing that they exclusively  
and relevantly are the solitary  
"essential" workers in the UK;
when absolutely,  and bloody  
well so they are not! As they
are others: undoubtedly far
more important and surely  
discernibly valuable to the  
country, rather overriding  
and certainly distinctively  
truthfully so, than clearly  
is your current, asininely  
satisfied with yourselves  
naturally, self-indulgent  
and similarly too, totally  
such self-congratulatory  
NHS bores, will ever be.

And just in case that you can't  
see or generally care to look  
any further than your very  
stupid nose the country crucially  
needs people to actually run the  
power stations; deal generally,
in the routine course of, what
markedly is, their customary  
daily work; but now crucially  
is much more pressing and  
very urgently so than ever,
with this added, Brexiteer  
created, sewage problem.  

Plus those that operate the  
utility companies; equally  
likewise quite efficiently  
deal with all the other essential to  
basic human life, and essentially  
also our rather distinctively too
diverse and undeniably health  
security requirements clearly  
and numerically, undeniably  
all the same callously taken
for granted not very unlike
any indispensable entities.  
And, most candidly, many  
of these vital, and clearly  
invaluable workers really
haven't either the lavish  
time, or such inclination  
whatsoever to so mind-
bogglingly, discernibly  
thoroughly; idiotically,  
produce stupid videos
at their general, place
of work simply as you
wholly, contemptible
pieces of work - such
NHS prats fatuously,
and predictably do!

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
29 September 2021.


Author's Remarks:  
The British National Health Service (NHS) : British, quite indisputably so; National, highly questionable; Health, laughably insulting; Service, as totally reliable and similarly trustworthy as the tumultuous, preponderant rainfall and subsequent flooding in the Saharan Desert!

Rest in Peace (RIP) all those who've already died, and attendant condolences to those of you who're imminently, even if unsuspectingly so, about to die; courtesy of your NHS that in retrospect makes the average Roman Colosseum look remarkably humane!


 




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