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Empty shelves; Empty deals; Empty lies!

 
By Stanley Collymore  
 
You were told that this would
be easy; Brexit that is! That  
there'd be a phenomenal  
Transatlantic deal far better than  
the one Britain had with the EU.  
In actuality you don't have any  
Transatlantic deal. In addition  
you were told and you avidly  
believed it, that exiting from  
the European Union, clearly  
would free up £350 million  
Pounds Sterling weekly for  
the NHS. Sadly not so! And  
instead, with your leaving  
the EU your NHS critically  
and also, unquestionably  
as well, requires massive  
National Insurance rises,  
to pay for its social care.  
 
Significantly too,  you were  
told that this guaranteed  
panacea of Brexit, and  
effectively dumping the EU, would  
instantaneously and impressively  
also, bring down all your energy  
prices. But there's been none of  
that alas! And, in fact, the stark  
opposite is now undeniably so  
basically the norm with basic  
energy costs rapidly soaring  
and the distinctly, insidious  
alarm of more increases to  
come, fittingly on the way!  
 
In essence you gullible and so  
demented Brexiteer morons:  
distinctively inured racists,  
endemically, and similarly as well  
cultivated xenophobes and such  
quite laughably diehard empire  
loyalist jerks, have deliberately  
been rather cynically, spun lie  
after pernicious lie; however,  
still for you the penny  hasn't  
yet dropped; as you stupidly  
carry on, gullibly lapping up  
the categorical lies, and too  
the committed obfuscation  
by those, who not only see  
you,  for what you actually  
are: obviously unwashed  
and totally, intellectually  
challenged; but likewise  
don't give a  toss about  
you; and rather frankly  
have truly never done!  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
23 September 2021.  
 
 
Author's Remarks:  
Britain working class? Get real! Since the overwhelming majority of this Brexiteer, white, allegedly working class but characteristically and quite undoubtedly workshy and braindead scum, haven't the foggiest notion of what work is; living off the dole as for generations they and their bastard ensemble have routinely done.  
 
However, now that their enamoured Brexit idiocy has been shown rather publicly for what it actually is and, in these Brexiteers case, clearly both the proverbial and literal shit have hit the fan currently in England there's an acute shortage of requisite chemicals to hygienically deal with the daily recurrent faeces and such like that the local sewage works are legally obliged to deal with, forcing many of these sewage works to conveniently pump this toxic waste stuff dangerously into adjacent and nearby rivers - absolutely negating what these said Brexiteers were asininely and rather gullibly led to believe would be a most tumultuously fantastic m, truly exhilarating and an enormously too, hugely beneficially productive Brexit for them; forcing those with what's essentially a basically restricted wit - and not many of them unfortunately are in that category - to actually see and also recognize the calamity, called Brexit, that's encircling them; and have now vitriolically resorted to blaming everyone but themselves for their own individually induced calamities.  
 
Viciously castigatory instead of Remainers, the EU itself; similarly Ireland and even the fickle hand of fate. Anyone or anything, irrespective of who or what they really are, other than these pathetic Brexiteers themselves, and their fundamentally jaw dropping gullibility and purblind stupidity.  
 
And rather significantly so and most ironically as well very thoroughbred idiots intimately belonging to former mining communities purposely and contemptuously debilitated and very humiliated by the Margaret Thatcher Tory regime; but who themselves, in the most classic Stockholm Syndrome manner are themselves nevertheless, and notwithstanding their distinctly contemptible treatment by that distinctively vile Thatcher woman and her political Tory Party, now themselves outrightly rather impassioned Tory supporters! And all of them jerks who ludicrously see themselves as privileged members - albeit in the plebeian and sycophantic class - if this white and supposedly exceptional, Anglo Saxon, supremacist master race! Really?  
 
Such a specialised and exceptional group of Homo sapiens, these English Brexiteers and their likeminded expatriate kith and kin, that they're having considerable difficulty getting anyone to readily jump on their particular Brexit bandwagon with trading deals; and most ironically that specifically includes their accustomed puppet master the United States of America that clearly doesn't want to have anything to do with them. And who can blame a sane world for distancing itself from a grossly deluded and demented Britain?
 
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Published | Edited 25th Feb 2023
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