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The Ron 5001

The Ron 5001

Better than the original, it's design has been improved, it can now scan your body and tell when you're in the mood

Sensors pick up your pheromones, it knows when you're turned on, it also comes with Bluetooth to play your favourite romantic song

Designed with a working tongue, it's made to lick, and lap until your poked, it will play on your pussy until your bed is soaked

Adjustable licking speeds, it works by voice command, harder, faster, deeper it follows your demand

He has a special phone app, you can even call your mate, you can use it to control his cock, you can switch from full thrust to a vibrate

New nimble fingers, they pinch, they scratch, they pull, tell The Ron 5001 what you want this toy can do it all

Realistic hair and six pack, he's recharged in a quicker time, he still has all the older models features, he still loves to tell you rhyme

Now he can multi task, he can suck and fuck and talk, his knees have been redesigned, to give him a more realistic natural walk

So you could take him to the park, or find a quiet place to play, with his built in Sat Nav, you won't get lost that day

But the best new feature we've saved till last, it's bigger than those written about above, the new Ron 5001, can actually learn to love

Ron
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Written by averageJoe69 (Ron Summers)
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