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If You’re Happy (Extended Play)
1.
if you’re happy
and you know it
clap your hands
if you’re happy
and you know it
clap your hands
if you’re happy
and you know it
then your face will surely show-it
if you’re happy
and you know it
clap your hands
2.
if you’re kinky
and you know it
swat your butt
if you’re kinky
and you know it
swat your butt
if you’re kinky
and you know it
then your ass will surely show-it
if you’re kinky
and you know it
swat your butt
3.
if you’re subby
and you know it
on your knees
if you’re subby
and you know it
on your knees
if you’re subby
and you know it
then your knees will surely show-it
if you’re subby
and you know it
on your knees
4.
if you’re Domly
and you know it
look real mean
if you’re Domly
and you know it
look real mean
if you’re Domly
and you know it
then your look will surely show it
if you’re Domly
and you know it
look real mean
5.
if you’re a sadist
and you know it
flog real hard
if you’re a sadist
and you know it
flog real hard
if you’re a sadist
and you know it
then their marks will surely show it
if you’re a sadist
and you know it
flog real hard
6.
if you’re maso
and you know it
scream real loud
if you’re maso
and you know it
scream real loud
if you’re maso
and you know it
then your tears will surely show it
if you’re maso
and you know it
scream real loud
7.
if you’re little
and you know it
suck your thumb
if you’re little
and you know it
suck your thumb
if you’re little
and you know it
then your thumb will surely show it
if you’re little
and you know it
suck your thumb
8.
if you’re gay
and you know it
kiss your guy
if you’re gay
and you know it
kiss your guy
if you’re gay
and you know it
then your lips will surely show it
if you’re gay
and you know it
kiss your guy
9.
if you’re lez
and you know it
lick your girl
if you’re lez
and you know it
lick you girl
if you’re lez
and you know it
then your tongue will surely show it
if you’re lez
and you know it
lick your girl
10.
if you’re poly
and you know it
big group hug
if you’re poly
and you know it
big group hug
if you’re poly
and you know it
then your friends will surely know it
if you’re poly
and you know it
big group hug
11.
if you’re weird
and you know it
be yourself
if you’re weird
and you know it
be yourself
if you’re weird
and you know it
you face will surely show it
if you’re weird
and you know it
stay right here
(C)2021 Raibeart Bruis
if you’re happy
and you know it
clap your hands
if you’re happy
and you know it
clap your hands
if you’re happy
and you know it
then your face will surely show-it
if you’re happy
and you know it
clap your hands
2.
if you’re kinky
and you know it
swat your butt
if you’re kinky
and you know it
swat your butt
if you’re kinky
and you know it
then your ass will surely show-it
if you’re kinky
and you know it
swat your butt
3.
if you’re subby
and you know it
on your knees
if you’re subby
and you know it
on your knees
if you’re subby
and you know it
then your knees will surely show-it
if you’re subby
and you know it
on your knees
4.
if you’re Domly
and you know it
look real mean
if you’re Domly
and you know it
look real mean
if you’re Domly
and you know it
then your look will surely show it
if you’re Domly
and you know it
look real mean
5.
if you’re a sadist
and you know it
flog real hard
if you’re a sadist
and you know it
flog real hard
if you’re a sadist
and you know it
then their marks will surely show it
if you’re a sadist
and you know it
flog real hard
6.
if you’re maso
and you know it
scream real loud
if you’re maso
and you know it
scream real loud
if you’re maso
and you know it
then your tears will surely show it
if you’re maso
and you know it
scream real loud
7.
if you’re little
and you know it
suck your thumb
if you’re little
and you know it
suck your thumb
if you’re little
and you know it
then your thumb will surely show it
if you’re little
and you know it
suck your thumb
8.
if you’re gay
and you know it
kiss your guy
if you’re gay
and you know it
kiss your guy
if you’re gay
and you know it
then your lips will surely show it
if you’re gay
and you know it
kiss your guy
9.
if you’re lez
and you know it
lick your girl
if you’re lez
and you know it
lick you girl
if you’re lez
and you know it
then your tongue will surely show it
if you’re lez
and you know it
lick your girl
10.
if you’re poly
and you know it
big group hug
if you’re poly
and you know it
big group hug
if you’re poly
and you know it
then your friends will surely know it
if you’re poly
and you know it
big group hug
11.
if you’re weird
and you know it
be yourself
if you’re weird
and you know it
be yourself
if you’re weird
and you know it
you face will surely show it
if you’re weird
and you know it
stay right here
(C)2021 Raibeart Bruis
Published 12th Sep 2021
Author's Note
I imagined a conference and this was the icebreaker song to get everyone engaged and excited. Sing to the tune...well you know.
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Anonymous
12th Sep 2021 6:44am
Hahaha.... Yessss!!!
🎶🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️🎶
Soooo many giggles! 🤭😁😆😅🤣😂😆
Singing along, loud and proud!!!
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🎶🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️🎶
Soooo many giggles! 🤭😁😆😅🤣😂😆
Singing along, loud and proud!!!
🌹 -
14th Sep 2021 4:54am
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