I Never Can Say Goodbye

I always thought
That if the world
Was about to come
To an abrupt end
By whatever means
Be it climate change
World war three
Or a wayward asteroid from space
That i would be ready
As i had planned
To stick my head
Between my legs
And kiss my arse
Goodbye
Unfortunately
Now
I hadn't allowed for me
Developing
Coming down with
Sciatica
Which kind of makes
Sticking my head between my legs
Or anyone's else for that matter
To painful
So it somewhat scuppers that plan
Plan B
................
I have no plan B

by Jemia