A Toxic Anachronism!

    
By Stanley Collymore      
   
Taking a man's name after    
marriage and then quite      
automatically, directly    
losing your own as a woman goes  
back distinctly to those Dark Ages
when women were automatically  
then men's property and clearly    
in what's undeniably manifestly      
the 21st Century should readily      
be dumped unless the woman      
of her own free will, decisively      
chooses to individually retain      
this societal relic, voluntarily.    
And for those that persist we    
all of us rather compulsorily      
and slavishly, unchangingly      
similarly forever obediently      
and also reverentially refer    
to Kate Middleton actually      
by some risible antquated    
title nepotistically given by    
his distinctively privileged      
hereditary and essentially      
monarchical grandma Liz      
to Kate's personal spouse      
William, should generally    
carefully look objectively    
and quite significantly at      
the Windsor Klan family.    
   
Which putting it mildly is      
usually one of the most    
distinctly dysfunctional      
entities in the United Kingdom, as
basically globally. And, personally  
speaking, rationally the children      
of Kate and William, discernibly      
automatically and logically too      
sensibly come into the general      
equation in respect of an only    
joint familial name for them.    
And anyway, I'll bet that you      
mindless complainers don't      
mind one bit, calling Henry      
VIII several wives, basically    
Anne Boleyn; regularly too      
Jane Seymour; universally      
usually, as Catherine Parr      
or normally as Katherine      
Howard or the etceteras.      
   
So what's really your problem    
morons with Kate Middleton?      
All you delusional dimwitted      
and distinctly also evidently      
historically ignorant or else      
vilely pernicious revisionist      
cretins obsessively and as    
well arbitrarily telling, the      
remainder of us just how      
without exception of  - or    
any kind we should at all      
times essentially publicly      
or privately too, relate to      
your crassly enamoured
prat, St. Kate Middleton!    
   
(C) Stanley V. Collymore    
24 August 2021.    
   
   
Author's Comments:    
How can anybody - other than the endemically and discernibly stupid or rabidly deranged - profess their unremitting love for a distinctly privileged couple and their three children that are undeniably total strangers to them; unquestionably so because quite significantly they don't know them, have never met them and, in every likelihood, will never do so?    
   
Classic British fawning to perceived hereditary, social and decidedly but evidently so unthinkingly acknowledged superior societal betters; staunchly epitomised at its most rampant, vilely egregious and pathetically, odiously sickeningly ludicrous!