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He Need His Ass Whooped

  †"Tina said what love got to do with it
Nothing when your getting beat bitch,
 † † †"Now when your wounds heal they itch
And calluses on your asshole makes it painful to shit,

 † † †"One eye closed looking like Popeye
Bitch better be glad your sight didn't go permanently bye-bye,
 † † †"I'm always on the verge of getting demon twisted
Because I was cursed with a fucked-up mentality-more like gifted,

 † † †"Being a former Green Bureau I was taught the art of the silent kill
Putting it on a motherfucka's ass-I have that murder skill,
 † † †"Along with my MMA training of ground and pound
If you wanna whoop my ass you betta use a round,

 † † †"357, hollow point, flame thrower whatever you use
Because if I lay hands-your mama will be singing the blues,
 † † †"Understand bitch I'm just getting this shit going
Your ass is already grass-so it's time for me to start mowing,

 † † †"Now your ass is being suplexed through a glass window
Ain't that some shit-a frequent flying ass ho',
 † † †"Threatening to call your family-here bitch there's the phone
Time for all their asses to know the color of chrome,

 † † †"I wait sitting on your ass in front of the garage
Here they come in that fucked-up 70's Dodge,
 † † †"Now they try to dodge my bullet barrage
Catching that drip-drip and screaming †"Oh My God!!"

 † † †"Putting it to them like gray hairs on a old ladies puss
Their attitudes stankin like a whore refusing to douche,
 † † †"What now bitch, gurgling blood makes it difficult for talkin
And without knee caps no time soon your ass will be walkin,

 † † †"Those not bullet blessed are being knocked off their feet
And consumed with dragon ball Z rage, for days I won't sleep,
 † † †"As I constantly hook them up with real estate in hell
Before the police come and try to take my ass to jail".
Written by CasketSharpe
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