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my girlfriend who i thought i would marry dumped me and then got divorced twice and wanted to reunite 20 years later

Back then i went out and bought the biggest stereo i could afford to soothe the pain and torture my neighbors

Now if that happened I'd buy long term insurance
Written by roadNoise
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Author's Note
Took some liberties with this, already have the long term insurance for ten years and there's no girlfriend. My wife still puts up with me.  Still have the stereo too.  That mother kicks ass ....
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