Off to War

     “When some go to war relationships is forgotten like a wedding ring
Because for months or years that cheating bitch will do their thing,
      “Sucking and fucking while you serving our country
Don’t worry about your boo-thang someone is serving her pussy,

      “Because she will be sorry for a ho’-ass minute
Before another motherfucka is scud-skeetin up in it,
      “Making sure the kids are being watched at your mama’s house
So, there are no interruptions while G.I Jody is eating her ass out,

      “And six months before you come home-no more fucking
To make sure you get some of that tight ass loving,
      “The sex will be false like equality represented by the flag
As she fake moans and groans-just goddamn sad,

      “Fuck a Dear John letter-better worry about a free willie
Or your so-called homeboys fucking her ass silly,
      “Digging up in her deep-like when you dig a ditch
Having her doing all kinds of sexual, forbidden freak shit,

“When you fighting terrorist
Her pussy gets no rest,

“When you clearing land mines
She’s getting on her bump & grind,

“While you traveling in the APC
Your bitch is riding the BBC,

“Fucking in your home-call that shit bravery
Because her pussy is patriotic free,

      “When together they make it do-what-it do
And if she gets pregnant, she’ll name the baby after you,
      “So, going to Maury, don’t even fucking bother
When he says ‘you’re not the father’ you will ape shit holler,

      “Heartbroken your solider simp ass will left-right-left to the back  
Days later you asking to be redeployed to Iraq,
      “Mad as fuck, killing any enemy that cross your way
While back at home your bitch’s pussy is getting killed every day,

      “Still emotional you finally build up the courage to call
After the tenth time she accepts your call,
      “In the background you hear your brother whisper ‘do he know about us’      
Telling her to hang up the phone and thank you for your service”.