DON'T COME CRAWLIN' (when the shit goes down!)

this is the land
o' the free
an' the home
o' the brave
an' (shit!)
freedom ain't free, baby,
an' i ain't afraid
o' nothin' smaller 'n a god dang tick
(tick bite'll make you crazy)
an' besides, my brain needs air
an' that thing makes my face itch
an' shit if some fear mongering old honcho
is gonna tell me i got to hide
this handsome face (HA!)
but, goddamn,
SERIOUSLY NOW
first it's a mask
an' then it's when an' where you can eat
and 'fore you know it
they goin' door to door
COLLECTIN' GUNS
and shit, man, where's your  head,
up pelosi's old butt(?)
and who
made this so-called
virus anyway
what makes you think
they ain't colludin',
goddamned chinese
an' liberals makin' a way
to INJECT us with
some kind of MICROCHIP
and that's why they pushin'
that so-called VACCINE
an' i ain't gettin' no goddamn shot
no sir
an' geezus, man,
you got to
WAKE UP(!)
and smell the goddamn
Maxwell House
(an' i hate to say it, bud)
but don't you come
crawlin'
when the shit
goes down