The Clock Is Ticking..

Had A Phone Call This Morning,
Which Brightened My Day,
PC Matlock Phoned Me To Say,
“Your Ex Girlfriend Pat,
She Fears For Her Life”,
She Saw Your Fraud Posters,
She’s Been Worried All Night..

After A Chat..

“I Sympathise Greatly,
Oh What A Bitch,
Stealing Off Boyfriends,
In An Attempt To Get Rich”..

You Are Really Dumb,
Crazy No Doubt,
Do You Really Think Calling,
And Ratting Me Out..
Will Make Me Forget,
What You Put Me Through,
You Really Believe That,
Huh, Do You ???..

“This Is A Warning,
She Won’t Press Charges”
Maybe The Fraud Poster,
Was The Reason Behind This..
“I Can’t press Charges,
Then They Would See,
That I Am The Villain,
Not Him, It’s Me”..

“I’ve Spent Years Undetected,
An Unstoppable Machine,
I Work Cash In Hand,
While Raking In Green”..
“I Know He Has Pictures,
Texts,
Emails,
A Phone Conversation,
And Other Details..
But He’s Far To Nice,
I’ll Call His Bluff”
“Wrong Move You Bitch,
Enough Is Enough”..

“The Amount It’s Gonna Cost You,
Damn It’s Funny,
You Would Of Saved Thousands,
Had You Paid Me My Money”..

“I Hope You Don’t Read This,
Or Is Poetry A Crime,
Your Be Phoning PC Matlock,
And Reporting This Rhyme”..

Sitting Here Smiling,
At The Events Of The Day,
One Things For Sure,
You “ARE” Going To Pay ..

Names Have Been Changed To Protect The Innocent..
And Even The Not So Innocent.. :o) :o) :o)