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Xfinity shitty automated service!

                          
                         
“Thank you for calling Xfinity ”                            
                         
I see you are calling from address — — —    
Second floor, Is that correct?            
           
“yes”                        
                       
“Are you— calling about the equipment you received?”            
           
“yes”                            
                       
“Okay— are you calling to activate your Xfinity service?”              
           
“yes”                        
           
“Please go to www.xfinity.com to activate your service.”                        
                       
I reply,            
“I don’t have any Internet to access anything.com!”                            
                       
“Customer Service Please”                         
                           
“Before I Connect you over to an expert, I need some information.”              
“Can you—  tell-me-a-little-bit- about why you are calling today?”                        
                       
“Customer service I said” 😤                    
                           
“Before I can connect you over to an agent,            
 can you— tell-me-a-little-bit about why you are calling today?”                            
         
“CUSTOMER SERVICE!”😤                         
                           
I understand you need to speak with someone            
but before I can connect you, we need to know what you are calling about?                            
       
“CUSTOMER SERVICE!!!”  😤                         
                           
“Most problems can be resolved by simply unplugging and powering down your equipment”    
“Would you like to try?” Once done, a technician from our office will send a signal to your  
equipment, “Are you ready to do a restart?”                       
                       
“NO! YOU FUCKEN ASSHOLE!”            
 “CUSTOMER SERVICE!”🤬                        
                           
I’m sorry, I didn’t quite get that, let’s try this      
“are you having trouble with your Internet service?”  press 1 for yes 2 for no.                        
                     
“CUSTOMER SERVICE!!”🤬🤬                      
                       
“Is there anything else I can help you with today?”                           
                       
“CUSTOMER SERVICE!!!!” 🤬🤬🤬                            
                       
I’m sorry, I’m— having-trouble-understanding you      
can you repeat that please                        
                         
“CUSTOMER FUCKEN SERVICE!!” 🤬🤬🤬🤬                  
               
 “Okay I am connecting you now…”                
               
               
 
Written by Zazzles (Broomie)
Published | Edited 8th Aug 2021
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Oh my God I just want to choke someone!
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