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Jonathan Dimbleby- the sycophantic midget!

 
By Stanley Collymore

Oh shut up Jonathan Dimbleby!
You're trying to write another
book; so clearly any scandal  
will therefore suffice it apparently  
seems Jonathan Dimbleby. Have  
you truthfully, really forgotten  
what you clearly, undeniably
wrote, Jonathan boy, about  
your Charlie Windsor  and
his personal relationship  
with his remote parents  
who he couldn't stand?  

Supposedly not! However,
I guess it's rather easy to  
conveniently lose your  
memory when there's a chance to  
essentially financially cash in, as  
quite self-evidently, you're now
basically self-servingly, and so
clearly naturally grotesquely,
bigotedly, firmly egregiously
hypocritically - and stinking  
of putrid double standards,
rather duplicitously, doing.  

Blessedly Jonathan Dimbleby
your days of egregious BBC  
nepotism are over; but if
you wish to asininely keep on with
your deeply, sycophantic fawning  
in sole dedication to one Charles
Windsor and his family -  in your  
obsessive hope of obtaining an
unwarranted gong, that's your  
problem, man; but do decent  
folk a lasting favour; sensibly  
totally piss off permanently  
and decisively; leave Harry  
and Meghan be. Who, are
evidently, unquestionably  
in love and similarly also  
undeniably emphatically  
too outstandingly happy  
and distinctly, faithfully  
married to each other!

So rein in your jealousy
Jonathan Dimbleby;
who like Charles  
Windsor is just another  
old, white male; aptly  
innately too racially  
prejudicially keen,
plus a Karen type  
master race and  
the intrinsically  
entitled figure,
but distinctly
two proven  
adulterers!
Unbridled
hypocrite
sort your  
brain out.

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
24 July 2021.


Author's Remarks:
Even the most dimwitted in Britain knows that adulterous Charles can't wait for his mum to kick the bucket, something he's been obsessively hoping for all of his pathetic life, so that Camilla whom he's longstandingly had the hots for but  wouldn't marry because she'd been around the block several times; and although he'd been putting it about himself quite liberally,  he couldn't marry this woman he professed to love. So he had an arranged marriage orchestrated for himself with a young, 19 years old naive, virginal white woman: Diana Spencer, who was essentially nothing more to him and his enablers than a Stepford wife broodmare  - Diana even had to undergo the shocking and insulting indignity of categorically having to have a physical virginity test to prove she was sexually chase - so this most hypocritical of contemptible bastards, Charles, while shagging other women, prior and throughout his marriage to Diana, was nevertheless insisting that his wife Diana, whom he'd lovelessly married, was a bona fide virgin, and her conceived children were to come expressly and solely from his misogynistic loins.

Talk about fucking misogynistic arrogance and privileged white entitlement! And frankly, no one - male or female  - unless they were or are turds like Charles can excuse this type of behaviour; as it's utterly inappropriate and inexcusable, regardless of when it's carried out, who by or to whom! Yet after Diana's murder  - curious how it's slated ad nauseam as an accident by these same enablers, trolls and hereditary fawners, yet they are the very ones shouting out verminously that the udentical manner and circumstances of Diana's death should be inflicted on Meghan Markle, with some of them even advocating that the British secret service unit MI5 should be dispatched to the USA to get rid of her; quite obviously in their Empire loyalist mindset, oblivious to the realization that the USA is a sovereign independent country and has been since 1776, and consequently, as is not the case in these delusional British morons  minds, has long ceased to be the 13 British North American colonies that gave rise to the Republic of the United States of America; and the only remnants remaining of a thankfully defunct British Empire are Northern Ireland and most tenuously so the Falklands Islands; but quite significantly too no two accidents can be duplicated, that's why they're called accidents; so if you're saying that Meghan Markle should have an untimely death like Diana did, then what you're actually saying and even, as stupid as most of you white lowlife Brits and your manipulative enablers are, similarly subconsciously admitting to yourselves, is that Diana Spencer was actually murdered; since you can't have it both ways. Not that it actually matters, since the intelligent world knows Diana was murdered and why - Charles subsequently married Camilla who divorced her cuckoled husband to enable this egregious farce to take place.  But if the law could be and was conveniently changed to facilitate this; what then other than the stark, stinking, misogynistic hypocrisy and double standards stopped two essentially unmarried at the time individuals of either sex: one male, namely Charles, and one female,  Camilla,  getting married then? And what woman with any self-respect and personal integrity would subsequently marry a man who effectively told her I can marry you, even though I'm routinely fucking you, because you're not a virgin, and I need to marry a virgin, who I don't love, so I can guarantee the kids she conceives are sired by me. Would you subsequently after this wife died in mysterious circumstances marry such a man; unless you were yourself complicit in that wife's death?

By any fair, just, honourable and moral demarcation Diana was most egregiously treated and still is as the fawners and enablers try to white wash the odiously calculated behaviour of Charles, Camilla and those who think and act like them, as this pathetic Clown Prince Charles can't wait for his mother to die so he can make his former shag, mistress; culpable and ongoing partner in willful and egregious adultery and ultimately his shameless wife, queen of the UK. Never mind the legal stipulation is that she should only be classified as queen Queen consort. Yet in Charles' sick and twisted thinking Archie  and Lilibet  - his legitimate grandchildren  - shouldn't be a prince and princess of the UK  because they both have Nigger blood coursing  through their veins; and only supposed blue bloods are entitled to that privilege. Well as a former NHS nurse I never came across any normal person with blue blood  - as no such category of homo sapiens exist - and those whose skin colouring turned blue were invariably people on their last legs here on earth and were shortly about to die. Royal blue blood is a sick myth,  just as the notion that the British monarchy is in situ by divine providence, when in reality it's nowt more than a throwback to the barbaric Dark Ages with no plausible place in the 21st Century. And although you're not that bright Charles, Queen Charlotte the wife of George III was Black; she was also Victoria's grandmother, and if you Charles are really descended from Victoria you will likwise have Black DNA in your genetic system. And I suggest that you have a world with Carole Thatcher, Maggie's daughter, who was absolutely convinced that she was an undiluted white Caucasian but was proven to have a preponderance of Arabic DNA in her system and considerably out weighing the little white Caucasian one that was present. Or failing that direct approach to Carole, Charles, you could always get your fawning stooge Jonathan Dimbleby with is BBC lineage to do it for you, and in the process gave the requisite copy of that episode of the BBC programme: Who Do You Think You Are, sent to you!

As for William he is just like Charles,  totally useless and with no moral fibre and as you did with his mother Diana,  he too has his Stepford wife broodmare mare Kate to conceive his officially produced from his own loins children; however is not averse to his own bed hopping! And while you're at it Charles you might care to ask waity Katie why she's ditched her best friend who became quite pally with William?

Finally Jonathan Dimbleby,  how's Jessica Ray these days? You know, the one you were adulterously shagging with while still married to Bel Mooney? But you Jonathan Dimbleby are the epitome of hypocrisy and rancid double standards. Funny really,  Charles hoping to make Camilla queen of the UK,  if it still exists that is, and you Jonathan Dimbleby through your sycophancy hoping to make Jessica Ray a lady! So risible if both instances weren't so bloody pathetic!

Meanwhile - and this is the good news - a happily married and blissfully in love with each other Meghan and Harry are, through your own envious, racist and low life behaviours, literally driving all you mother fuckers crazy! Poetic justice or what?
 

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