Birthday Wish

I need my balls squished
I need them mauled
Ten birthdays I have wished
No answer when I called
So for my twenty-first birthday,
I put fate in my own hands
"It was the worst", they will say
"He told no one of his plans"
As the birthday song ended
And it came time to blow out flame
My cock became all but mended
As I butter knifed my vein
I then cauterized my urethra
With the candle-shaped like a 2
"Watch out, the 1's right beneath ya"
But it was clear I already knew
"I must put out both I shouted
"Or my wish will never come true"
Seconds later my sprinkler spouted
As the 1 was shoved up number two
Some tried to run and make it to the door
But this lad had already had his fun
I lay bleeding out, content on the floor
For the dirty deed was done