Fairytale with a twist

Fairytale with a twist  
 
There has been many fairytales about Princesses, sweet and fun, let me put a spin on them, after the nice fairytales are done  
 
Oh dear Repunzel, throw down your long blonde hair, that will come in handy, when I tie you to the chair  
 
Poor, poor Cinderella yes you can go to the Prince's ball, if you play your cards right, you might get his cock and all  
 
Then there's poor Sleeping beauty to awaken true love must brush her lips, Prince Charming would put his tongue in deep, but he'd have to hold her hips  
 
Then there's the poor Princess who feels the Pea inside her bed, sweetie I think you've got that wrong it's the Prince's throbbing head  
 
Then we have sweet Snow White, she lived with Seven guys, she's considered to be the fairytale slag, I guess it's no surprise  
 
Let's not forget Princess Elsa she can make snow and ice do some magic tricks, the Princes keep away from her after she put frostbite on their dicks  
 
From Scotland we have Princess Merida whose mother was a Bear, fantastic in a battle but she's got Ginger pubic hair  
 
So many Princesses fairytales, re told with a kinksters twist, if I forgot to add your favourite one, I'm sorry she's been missed  
 
Ron